Banana




two bananas for a pound, three bananas for a euro

hello there! My 1D blog dedicated to One Direction. 99% 1D, 1% :D -Hannah

Awkward Interview.


purely1d:

I won’t Niall. 

(Source: ellostyles)


directioner-secrets: his face…i cant

directioner-secrets:

his face…i cant

(Source: niallstea)


harryismyprincess:

Liam’s reaction to Harry’s lyric change [x]


(Source: davesfranco)


Harry Translation
  • we get on really well = we're fucking
  • um basically = i'm trying to stall this conversation so i don't have to answer
  • she's just really hot = we're fucking
  • i don't want to answer that question = yes
  • it's just about the music = it's about the sex

niallwantsmypotato: harry vat are you doing to zayn

niallwantsmypotato:

harry vat are you doing to zayn

(Source: kristenisafaggot)


(Source: guydirectioners)



harrehgivemeyourgravy: why am i crying

harrehgivemeyourgravy:

why am i crying

(Source: louis-smiles)


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onedirection-mykryptonite:

1dcomeout:

brb-nandoswith1d:


Zayn: Oh, wishiiiing on a sta-ah-ar
Me: like an angel :’)

Harry: Oh, anywhere you go-oh-ooh
Me: asdfghjkll; asdl kjfs;lkdfj

Liam: I’m wishing on that star-aaah-ar
Me: …. you okay Liam?

FOREVER REBLOG

this is perfect okay

man they could have used Liam for the pussy magnet as well

I’ve reblogged this so many times but omg that comment made it worth reblogging again

I AM PEEEEEEEEEEEEEING 

Liams high note. unf

(Source: youtube.com)


One Direction Waking Up Their Future Children
  • Harry: Um...erm...you...like...have...to....yeah..um...so...erm...just wake up, you have school, babe.
  • Liam: Good morning darling. Wake up, you don't want your schedule to alter a bit, do you ? Now wake up so you can eat your breakfast that gives you the nutrition that you need for the day.
  • Louis: Wakey Wakey, you had enough beauty sleep babe. Wake up so that you can get ready for school. Don't forget to put on something with stripes. Ok so you won't forget though because I set out your clothes. Orange looks better on you than blue.
  • Niall: WAKE UP BEFORE I EAT ALL OF BREAKFAST !
  • Zayn: Wake up. Today is a new day. A new journey. A new memory. So wake up and pick the right paths.

heartnialler: princesshoranxo: thislifeforonemoreday: godhoran: doitlikeapeazer: woodbruce: shes my eleanor. taken by. WAIT OMFG GUYS THIS IS JUST TOO FUCKING CUTE TO NOT REBLOG OMG HES EVEN WEARING ONE DIRECTION BRACELETS. CAN I PLEASE HAVE A BOYFRIEND LIKE THIS. omg that’s so lame i’m crying i cant breathe

heartnialler:

princesshoranxo:

thislifeforonemoreday:

godhoran:

doitlikeapeazer:

woodbruce:

shes my eleanor.

taken by.

WAIT OMFG GUYS THIS IS JUST TOO FUCKING CUTE TO NOT REBLOG

OMG HES EVEN WEARING ONE DIRECTION BRACELETS. CAN I PLEASE HAVE A BOYFRIEND LIKE THIS.

omg that’s so lame i’m crying

i

cant

breathe


On a date with Liam
  • Liam: Hey beautiful, lets go home, I want to show you something
  • me: Oooh ok *bites lip*
  • *arrives home*
  • LIam: Follow me upstairs baby
  • Me: *follows*
  • Liam: I'll be right back *stares seductively*
  • Me: Dont keep me waiting babe
  • *waits on the bed for Liam to come out*
  • Liam: Ok Im coming out close your eyes
  • Me: Im closing them
  • Liam: *sits down on bed*
  • Me: *Leans in to Liam with eyes closed*
  • Liam: OPEN!
  • Me: *opens eyes*
  • Liam: Its a flashing tooth brush! I got one for you the other day it's really cool and it lights up and everything. Now we both have matching tooth brushes.Brushing teeth has never been so exciting!
  • Me:
  • Liam:
  • Me:
  • Liam:
  • Me:
  • Liam: *puts the tooth brush in your mouth* Brush Brush Brush your teeth gently around the gums

sassylouis: hey want me to sizzle your canadian bacon eh

sassylouis:

hey

want me to sizzle your canadian bacon

eh

(Source: josilynnnx3)